Naruto Survey |
Created by Meesa and taken 337 times on bzoink! |
| You |
| How did you discover Naruto? | Some of my favorite Yu-gi-oh authors were into it, but really, it was my lil' bro. The dork. |
| Do you recommend Naruto to other people? | Just give me half a chance... |
| Are you happy you discovered Naruto? | SO MUCH. |
| Are you obsessed with Naruto? | Very nearly. |
| Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto? | Not yet. Dammit. |
| WHEN did you first discover Naruto? | Sometime last year...? I can never keep track of my obsessions... |
| Download |
| Do you download Naruto manga? | Like clockwork, biotch. Impatient clockwork. |
| Do you download Naruto anime? | Nope, the university network forbids me!! Y.Y |
| Do you think you have the right to do that? | No. Doesn't mean that'd stop me, however. My morals are sketchy, sketchy things. |
| What do you say when people tell you it's wrong to download it? | That they're probably right. But since I couldn't have paid, I'd never have seen it otherwise anyway. This way more people can enjoy it! X3 |
| Where did you first download Naruto manga from? | NarutoFan |
| Where did you first download Naruto anime from? | *thwacks a random IT staff member* |
| Characters |
| Who is your favorite character? | Naruto. I love him more than I should. |
| Who is your least favorite character? | I honestly can't think of any ...Is it wrong to like them all? |
| Which character do you think is most misunderstood? | Sasuke. I can't get why people hate him - it made total sense for him to leave. I'm actually rather proud of him for not killing Naruto... |
| Which character is most under-rated? | Dude, most of the girls, but I don't believe Ino's had her character-defining moment yet. |
| Which character has the worst past? | Gaara. The poor dear - it's a wonder he's gotten to where he is today... *is tremendously relieved* |
| What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry? | Just a hormonally-induced adolescent tiff. They really love each other. Really. |
| Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee? | It used to. Considerably. But she was just a kid and now, hopefully, she's grown. |
| Do you even like Lee? | I *love* Lee AND his eyebrows. The spandex, even. |
| Do you hate Sasuke? | 'Course not. He's just a lonely, angry, confused little boy. |
| Do you hate Yashamaru? | No, I'm actually kind of sorry, given the position he was in. What I hate is that he hurt Gaara and I really wish he hadn't. |
| Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep? | I'm quite sure that would help. If he got it every day. For the rest of his life. (What? He's earned it...) |
| Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto? | I can't see why. Should this alleged Naruto-hating creature truly exist, I'd suggest they look 'underneath the underneath', right Kakashi? |
| Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chuunin? | Definitely. |
| Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chuunin? | Yes. Whole chuunin-selection process got seriously screwed up anyway... |
| Do you think Shino could've made chuunin if he had the chance to fight? | Almost positive! |
| Does Shino's bugs creep you out? | Despite my chronic insect squick, Shino's awesomeness trumps all. I dunno how the boy does it - he makes bugs...look *cool*... |
| What do you think of Kankurou's outfit? | Very appropriate for a sand shinobi. And in true shinobi fashion, it deceived everyone into thinking he was dark-haired...-_-; |
| What do you think of Sasuke's jumpsuit? | Er, the collar annoys me, for some reason. |
| Should Naruto ditch the orange jumpsuit? | Well, the new version isn't unnecessarily fluffy. And that's all I'd really wanted. |
| Should Lee get a different haircut and outfit? | I think he might look better with a different haircut, but....then he wouldn't be Lee! So, no! |
| Do you think Gaara is evil? | I...don't believe in evil. He's been critically deprived. And majorly fucked up. |
| Do you think Orochimaru is a closet-pedophile? | Erm. He's been pretty open about his preferences...*ahem* but no. He's obsessed with youth and therefore young bodies. It COULD be sexual - it's not like that'd make him any creepier. |
| Why do you think Kakashi is late so much? | He gets lost in regret over at the memorial yonder. |
| Do you think Itachi's nails are pretty? | Yar! Purple is the new black. |
| Do you think Haku had pretty nails? | Haku was gentle-pretty all *over*. Hell, he had a pretty SOUL - too bad his head got so screwed. |
| Did you originally think Haku was a girl? | Nah, my brother had (wisely) forewarned me! |
| Did you originally think Yashamaru was a girl? | Yes! Lil' bro *still* thinks he's a she... -_-; |
| Which character is the best looking? | They're all hot in their own way. But I remember Shikamaru'd struck me with his unexpected sexy. |
| Which character is the worst looking? | ...Maybe that monkey-spider dude that Neji fought...? |
| What was your first impression of Lee? | "He's like a little man-doll!!" |
| What was your first impression of Gai? | "...a *bigger* man-doll!! Now we have a matching set." |
| Do you think Sakura is useless? | She was chock full of unfulfilled potential before. Which seems to have been remedied by the Lady Tsunade! |
| Which female kicks the most ass? | Tsunade = such the rockstar. |
| Who should become the 6th Hokage? | NARUTO. The boy deserves it! He just goes about converting the arrogant and/or disturbed. Like Jesus really. |
| Fandom |
| What is your favorite pairing? | Sasuke/Naruto (no top or bottom - these two couldn't co-exist as anything but equals...) |
| What is your least favorite pairing? | Anything that requires OOC behaviour for it to work. Unless it's a crack!fic, which is yea. All in good fun. |
| What pairing makes the least amount of sense? | Hmm...Akamaru/anybody...? |
| What do you think about Naruto yaoi/yuri? | I think it's borderline *canon*. |
| Do you read/write Naruto fanfiction? | Yes and yes. ^_^ |
| Do you look at/draw Naruto fanart? | (see above) |
| What is your favorite fanfiction genre for Naruto? | If I had to pick: Drama. The issues that these kids deal with, man! The ISSUES! *sobs* |
| What do you think of all the 'Naruto gets stuck in sexy no jutsu' fics? | Once it's not just another excuse to turn him into a woman (*fumes*) then it'd be ok. Interesting even. |
| What do you think of all the Naruto Mary-Sue fics? | *sighs* I suppose the Mary-Sue is an inevitable side-effect within any fandom... |
| Does it bother you that Gaara is so OOC in most romance fics? | Yes. Just... Respect the characters, people. Please. |
| Do you think Naruto is secretly depressed and/or suicidal? | I don't think he's suicidal, but yes, I think he hides his depression under that class-clown mask of his. What did you expect with a whole *village* hating on the poor kid, anyway? |
| Do you think Naruto is secretly a genius and just hides it? | I think a genius is anyone exceptionally unconventional. So in my eyes, he just might be the *definition* of the word. Plus, I distinctly recall thinking some of his strategies were: "brilliant liek whoa." |
| Do you think Sasuke actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone? | No. But I think he feels a deep and significant connection with Naruto. |
| Do you think the 4th Hokage was Naruto's father? | Maybe. It'd make sealing the kyuubi into Naruto a little less random and would explain the absence of at least one parent... |
| Do you think Shikamaru and Chouji are more then just friends? | They got quite the bond goin' and all, but I don't think so. Plus, Shikamaru/Temari's fast turning into canon. |
| Do you WANT them to be more then just friends? | Nah, they're such cute OMGbestfriendsforevar! |
| Is Neji obsessed with birds or what? | Seriously. Oh, the bittersweet angst... *sniffle* |
| Is Kakashi really that obsessed with looking underneath the underneath? | I *should* say something involving loose skirts and perverts...but. No.
(I think he'd have to be to get that notoriously l33t.) |
| Does Sasuke secretly lust after Naruto? | 'Lust' is too strong a word - they were 12! I could see him subconsciously wanting to get closer to Naruto. (Teh lonely orphans!) |
| Is Kakashi secretly lusting after one or more of his students? | Eugh, NO. Not every meaningful relationship has to be sexual, for god's sake. |
| Is Kakashi secretly lusting over Iruka? | Two pretty men, who could be pretty together? Alas. I see no evidence of this. |
| Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 12 year old kids? | Yes, sir. With all their problems, these kids are already unusually mature. Plus, 12 is more than old enough to love another person. |
| Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience? | Well, no sex until they've settled into puberty - maybe 16, at least - but otherwise, I have no issue with it. (Besides, our ideas of sexual/emotional maturity are culturally-biased...) |
| Do you like A/U Naruto fics? | Not particularly. I'm pretty satisfied with Kishimoto's universe as it is. |
| Do you like OC's in Naruto fics? | Eh, no... I'm such a canon-whore. |
| Do you read NCS Naruto fics? | Only if the NCS is a result of *believable* character interaction and isn't just a medium for gratuitous sex, angst and violence. |
| Do you read NCS Naruto fics but adamantly deny it? | I don't do the self-denial thing, if I can help it. |
| Do you read M-Preg Naruto fics? | Unless it's humor/parody? Hell no.
Stop the emasculation! Save the Males! |
| What type of Naruto fans are the most annoying? | The ones that mutilate characters beyond recognition, especially those who make the BOYS act like freakin' GIRLS. >.<
And weak girls, too! |
| Do you mix your canon Naruto knowlege with your fanfic Naruto knowledge? | No, I learned early on not to do that in any fandom. ^^; Although fanfic preferences may unavoidably affect my canon interpretation... |
| Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate? | No. How pointless is that? |
| If so, aren't you ashamed of yourself? | I would be. |
| Misc (this means you're almost done) |
| What's a good Naruto website? | NarutoFan |
| Another? | Bakakage |
| And one more? | NarutoMania |
| What's a good Naruto fanfiction? | ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) sanoken's When The Cat's Away [sasunaru] |
| And another? | velutlunas' Being Boys [kibashino] |
| What's a good Naruto fanart? | tashigi's Sexy no Jutsu-ed sannin |
| And another? | croaky's Naruto & Bitch!Kyuubi |
| What do you think about Asuma? | He's mellow-cool. |
| Wasn't he awesome when he saved Shikamaru that time? | Hell yea. |
| He showed us his mad skillz didn't he? | 'Bout time too... |
| Sasuke looked really cool when his curse seal first activated, right? | ...albeit disturbingly so! |
| What do you think of Orochimaru's tongue? | I...it rules... |
| Does it disturb you? | As in leave me hot and bothered? Maybe. |
| Does it haunt your dreams at night? | I wish... |
| Do you think Orochimaru is a sexy beast? | Before the whole body-snatching thing?? You bet. |
| Do you think I'm insane for asking that? | Just glad I'm not the only one thinking this...! |
| If you could be any Naruto character, who would you be? | Maybe Tenten. She gets to throw sharp things at people. And chill with Neji and Lee! |
| What jutsu would you want? | The sexy no jutsu....it'd be interesting to see what it's like to be a guy. |
| Do you think if a girl used sexy no jutsu she would turn into a man? | I'd assume so. If not, that'd just be unfair! :( |
| Say something random about Naruto or a random Naruto quote! | "That's what I can't stand! Them seeing us as nothing but monsters..."
- Naruto, about himself and Gaara. |
| Did you enjoy this survey? | You *forced* me to articulate stuff. So yes. >.> |
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